Why Does My Garrison Smoke Detector Keep Beeping Periodicaaly Why Do The Male Teachers At My Collage Make Me Horny When They Grade My Work?

Why do the male teachers at my collage make me horny when they grade my work? - why does my garrison smoke detector keep beeping periodicaaly

Sorry, but I need the school Maby gay or something, but my teacher, Mr. Garrison makes me hot.